As members aboard the SS Bop-Bop-Bop/Whistle (because bopbopbopwhistle wouldn't fit- thanks, Livejournal!), we believe in the only, honest, undeniable, God-Himself-approved, Tim-Burton-endorsed relationship in the movie: Alan Rickman's "bop-bop-bopping" and Johnny Depp's amazing whistling. They are forever and eternally intertwined in a mad tangle of passion, love, and hope, none of which this movie offers ANYTIME ELSE.
Fanfic highly encouraged. Fanart even more so. Bonus points if it's pr0n.